The Cursed Painting of Mayonnaise The Angel Fish.

$250.00

This is an acrylic painted canvas found in one of the back rooms in this abandoned roller skating rink. The size is 12×12. Curses may or may not transfer to new owners. There has been no proof just yet! So beware. Mayonnaise is deadly yet loving and destructive at all times. The new owner will receive some limited edition materials. VERY limited. Hell I’ll even sign it for ya.

This is limited to only 1 lucky fan! This is an original there’s none like it. you will get 1 of 1. After it’s gone…. It Is GONE forEVER!

If you dare to add this high-level hazard to your digital cart, expect the following localized anomalies in your home:

  • The Midnight Puddles: Waking up to mysterious puddles of freezing, salty ocean water pooling directly underneath the frame.

  • The Phantom Current: A distinct, low hum that sounds like a deep-sea sonar echoing through your bedroom walls.

  • The Wet Scales: Finding single, shimmering platinum fish scales scattered across your carpet—especially leading toward your bathroom sink or local drainage pipes.

Status:Highly volatile. A tarp is recommended for transport.

This is an acrylic painted canvas found in one of the back rooms in this abandoned roller skating rink. The size is 12×12. Curses may or may not transfer to new owners. There has been no proof just yet! So beware. Mayonnaise is deadly yet loving and destructive at all times. The new owner will receive some limited edition materials. VERY limited. Hell I’ll even sign it for ya.

This is limited to only 1 lucky fan! This is an original there’s none like it. you will get 1 of 1. After it’s gone…. It Is GONE forEVER!

If you dare to add this high-level hazard to your digital cart, expect the following localized anomalies in your home:

  • The Midnight Puddles: Waking up to mysterious puddles of freezing, salty ocean water pooling directly underneath the frame.

  • The Phantom Current: A distinct, low hum that sounds like a deep-sea sonar echoing through your bedroom walls.

  • The Wet Scales: Finding single, shimmering platinum fish scales scattered across your carpet—especially leading toward your bathroom sink or local drainage pipes.

Status:Highly volatile. A tarp is recommended for transport.