The Cursed Painting of Dumpster Dan

$300.00

“The Cursed Painting Of The CEO Of The Neon Circus….. But Where Did He Go? “

This is an and painted cursed item. This comes from my collection I found right here in the cursed Neon Circus hosted right here in this abandoned roller skating rink. This is an acrylic painting on canvas. Size of 11×14. Fear not you well receive a letter of authenticity, and some members only merch with this perch. And I “Rip Tyde” Will sign it with my amazing trademarked name! Please also note that curses are not proven to follow new owners. Good Luck!

Remember this is limited to 1 fan! Only one of you can get it. Once it is gone. It is GONE FOREVER!!!!!!!

If you choose to log this curiosity into your personal collection, prepare for a terrifying ordeal when left in a room alone with the Founder. The canvas actively alters the environment around it:

  • The Gaze: His eyes physically follow you as you walk from corner to corner. There is no blind spot.

  • The Foggy Horn: On damp, foggy mornings, the faint, distant sound of a single clown horn echoes through the air, even if you live miles away from a circus.

  • The Spooky Chuckle: The exact moment you get startled or spooked by something else in your house, a low, distinct chuckle can be heard vibrating directly from the canvas canvas.

Status: Available for asset liquidation. Hold your breath when packing.

“The Cursed Painting Of The CEO Of The Neon Circus….. But Where Did He Go? “

This is an and painted cursed item. This comes from my collection I found right here in the cursed Neon Circus hosted right here in this abandoned roller skating rink. This is an acrylic painting on canvas. Size of 11×14. Fear not you well receive a letter of authenticity, and some members only merch with this perch. And I “Rip Tyde” Will sign it with my amazing trademarked name! Please also note that curses are not proven to follow new owners. Good Luck!

Remember this is limited to 1 fan! Only one of you can get it. Once it is gone. It is GONE FOREVER!!!!!!!

If you choose to log this curiosity into your personal collection, prepare for a terrifying ordeal when left in a room alone with the Founder. The canvas actively alters the environment around it:

  • The Gaze: His eyes physically follow you as you walk from corner to corner. There is no blind spot.

  • The Foggy Horn: On damp, foggy mornings, the faint, distant sound of a single clown horn echoes through the air, even if you live miles away from a circus.

  • The Spooky Chuckle: The exact moment you get startled or spooked by something else in your house, a low, distinct chuckle can be heard vibrating directly from the canvas canvas.

Status: Available for asset liquidation. Hold your breath when packing.