“The Cursed Painting Of The CEO Of The Neon Circus….. But Where Did He Go? “
This is an and painted cursed item. This comes from my collection I found right here in the cursed Neon Circus hosted right here in this abandoned roller skating rink. This is an acrylic painting on canvas. Size of 11×14. Fear not you well receive a letter of authenticity, and some members only merch with this perch. And I “Rip Tyde” Will sign it with my amazing trademarked name! Please also note that curses are not proven to follow new owners. Good Luck!
Remember this is limited to 1 fan! Only one of you can get it. Once it is gone. It is GONE FOREVER!!!!!!!
If you choose to log this curiosity into your personal collection, prepare for a terrifying ordeal when left in a room alone with the Founder. The canvas actively alters the environment around it:
The Gaze: His eyes physically follow you as you walk from corner to corner. There is no blind spot.
The Foggy Horn: On damp, foggy mornings, the faint, distant sound of a single clown horn echoes through the air, even if you live miles away from a circus.
The Spooky Chuckle: The exact moment you get startled or spooked by something else in your house, a low, distinct chuckle can be heard vibrating directly from the canvas canvas.
Status: Available for asset liquidation. Hold your breath when packing.
“The Cursed Painting Of The CEO Of The Neon Circus….. But Where Did He Go? “
This is an and painted cursed item. This comes from my collection I found right here in the cursed Neon Circus hosted right here in this abandoned roller skating rink. This is an acrylic painting on canvas. Size of 11×14. Fear not you well receive a letter of authenticity, and some members only merch with this perch. And I “Rip Tyde” Will sign it with my amazing trademarked name! Please also note that curses are not proven to follow new owners. Good Luck!
Remember this is limited to 1 fan! Only one of you can get it. Once it is gone. It is GONE FOREVER!!!!!!!
If you choose to log this curiosity into your personal collection, prepare for a terrifying ordeal when left in a room alone with the Founder. The canvas actively alters the environment around it:
The Gaze: His eyes physically follow you as you walk from corner to corner. There is no blind spot.
The Foggy Horn: On damp, foggy mornings, the faint, distant sound of a single clown horn echoes through the air, even if you live miles away from a circus.
The Spooky Chuckle: The exact moment you get startled or spooked by something else in your house, a low, distinct chuckle can be heard vibrating directly from the canvas canvas.
Status: Available for asset liquidation. Hold your breath when packing.