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Here he is the cursed alien who found Earth, but to him this is an unknown world. He knows the most dangerous animal lives right here on Earth… The Human Race!!!!! The size is 14×14 Pure acrylic and canvas. This is a single number item meaning there is no more after this. It will never be repainted! Get it while you can! I will toss in special limited edition products in this canvas shipping box just to help entice you to take this damn Cursed ITEM! Hell I will even sign it! You will even get the letter of authenticity also signed by ME! I can take pictures of me holding it to for your collection. BUT ONLY WITH THIS ITEM ONLY! (Thank the lawyers)
Owning this artifact isn't just art—it’s inviting localized interstellar static into your existence. Collectors report severe disruption to all electronic assets in the vicinity of this cursed painting:
The Chromatic Shift: Waking up to find that all magenta-pink and orange objects in your home have developed a faint, impossible luminosity.
The Radio Static Echo: Hearing phantom numbers stations or radio broadcasts from other decades echoing from deep within your walls during thunderstorms.
The Temporal Glitch: Localized temporal drift. All digital clocks in the room where he hangs will begin to run slightly fast, accumulating milliseconds of non-refundable time in your day until all synchronization is lost.
Status: Liquidating. Bring your own lead-lined container.
Here he is the cursed alien who found Earth, but to him this is an unknown world. He knows the most dangerous animal lives right here on Earth… The Human Race!!!!! The size is 14×14 Pure acrylic and canvas. This is a single number item meaning there is no more after this. It will never be repainted! Get it while you can! I will toss in special limited edition products in this canvas shipping box just to help entice you to take this damn Cursed ITEM! Hell I will even sign it! You will even get the letter of authenticity also signed by ME! I can take pictures of me holding it to for your collection. BUT ONLY WITH THIS ITEM ONLY! (Thank the lawyers)
Owning this artifact isn't just art—it’s inviting localized interstellar static into your existence. Collectors report severe disruption to all electronic assets in the vicinity of this cursed painting:
The Chromatic Shift: Waking up to find that all magenta-pink and orange objects in your home have developed a faint, impossible luminosity.
The Radio Static Echo: Hearing phantom numbers stations or radio broadcasts from other decades echoing from deep within your walls during thunderstorms.
The Temporal Glitch: Localized temporal drift. All digital clocks in the room where he hangs will begin to run slightly fast, accumulating milliseconds of non-refundable time in your day until all synchronization is lost.
Status: Liquidating. Bring your own lead-lined container.