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Size 12×12 fully operational canvas piece! This came from the back door of the abandoned roller rink that we now own as a neon circus. It is pretty fucking cursed. But I cannot gaurantee that the curse will stay with its new owner or not. I really don’t know shit about the curses, as I am still learning. With this purchase you will get extremely limited edition merch. Along with a hand made letter of authenticity. There is only 1 of these made….. once it is gone…. ITS FUCKING GONE! So act now or be forever doomed.
If you choose to purchase this curiosity and hang it on your left-hand wall, prepare for it to completely disrupt the local ecosystem of your home:
The Crisper Rattle: Multi-canvas collectors report their refrigerator crisper drawers violently vibrating and rattling between the hours of 2 AM and 4 AM.
The Ghostly Crunch: The distinct, unmistakable sound of raw vegetables being aggressively snapped and crunched echoes from the dark corners of your hallways when the house is dead silent.
The Vitamin A Hex: A sudden, inexplicable increase in your night vision, immediately accompanied by an intense, irrational fear of backyard gardens and juicers.
Status: Liquidating immediately. Watch your fingers when clicking "Add to Cart."
Size 12×12 fully operational canvas piece! This came from the back door of the abandoned roller rink that we now own as a neon circus. It is pretty fucking cursed. But I cannot gaurantee that the curse will stay with its new owner or not. I really don’t know shit about the curses, as I am still learning. With this purchase you will get extremely limited edition merch. Along with a hand made letter of authenticity. There is only 1 of these made….. once it is gone…. ITS FUCKING GONE! So act now or be forever doomed.
If you choose to purchase this curiosity and hang it on your left-hand wall, prepare for it to completely disrupt the local ecosystem of your home:
The Crisper Rattle: Multi-canvas collectors report their refrigerator crisper drawers violently vibrating and rattling between the hours of 2 AM and 4 AM.
The Ghostly Crunch: The distinct, unmistakable sound of raw vegetables being aggressively snapped and crunched echoes from the dark corners of your hallways when the house is dead silent.
The Vitamin A Hex: A sudden, inexplicable increase in your night vision, immediately accompanied by an intense, irrational fear of backyard gardens and juicers.
Status: Liquidating immediately. Watch your fingers when clicking "Add to Cart."