We Lost Our DRUMER!
JC "Boner" Bones went AWOL somewhere between Seattle and Los Angeles. We are currently combing the I-5 corridor looking for him. If you have seen him, tell him he's late for practice.
THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
We can't wait around forever. Rip Tyde Productions needs a heartbeat. Because Boner is MIA, we used a machine to generate the skeleton of our sound. The AI built the blueprint. Now, we need real humans with real soul to tear the machine down and play it better.
THE BLUEPRINT TRACKS
The Instructions:
* Rule 1: Listen to the ghost tracks on the Soundcloud link.
Rule 2: Figure out what the AI did wrong, and what you can do better.
Rule 3: We need a drummer who hits harder than an algorithm, and a bassist who actually has a pulse.
"Anyone who successfully beats the AI and gets drafted into the Rip Tyde universe gets the official limited-edition 'Have You Seen My Boner?' crew shirt."
